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Fiddlywank 

to be an ignorant and ugly person
Dude you're such a fiddlywank.

diddlywonker

One whomst'd wonks your diddly.
Macers is Jeff's diddlywonker. She wonks his diddly regularly.

Tiddlywonk 

A Tiddlywonk is a term that originated in Europe, its traditional definition is referring to a small or defunct penis. In more modern times it is referred to a young boy who is discovering his sexual desires, or more specifically his ability to masturbate.
"Caught John Doe in the bathroom the other day, think he mighta' been Tiddlywonkin"
Tiddlywonk by English Professor. March 18, 2014

fiddlemonkey 

When someone screws something up, they can be labeled as a fiddlemonkey.
-Hey, I'm sorry I didn't come to the game.
-Damn right you are, you bad ass fiddlemonkey!
fiddlemonkey by Flavameister January 24, 2008

Tiddlywonk 

A tiddlywonk is a younger person that you admit is better than you in most ways.
Tiddlywonk by Dragoninja November 3, 2013

Fiddlywacker 

A type of word to describe masturbation
Right, just gonna go have a fiddlywacker ill be 30 seconds.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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