fiddlywonk

Whimsical and goofy substitute word for penis

Can I see your fiddlywonk?

fiddlywonk by spacefall06 May 28, 2024

Fiddlywank 

to be an ignorant and ugly person

Dude you're such a fiddlywank.

Fiddlywank by legendaryFalloutboiii August 30, 2016

diddlywonker

One whomst'd wonks your diddly.

Macers is Jeff's diddlywonker. She wonks his diddly regularly.

diddlywonker by The Real J-Dawg May 21, 2017

Tiddlywonk 

A Tiddlywonk is a term that originated in Europe, its traditional definition is referring to a small or defunct penis. In more modern times it is referred to a young boy who is discovering his sexual desires, or more specifically his ability to masturbate.

"Caught John Doe in the bathroom the other day, think he mighta' been Tiddlywonkin"

Tiddlywonk by English Professor. March 18, 2014

fiddlemonkey 

When someone screws something up, they can be labeled as a fiddlemonkey.

-Hey, I'm sorry I didn't come to the game.
-Damn right you are, you bad ass fiddlemonkey!

fiddlemonkey by Flavameister January 24, 2008

Tiddlywonk 

A tiddlywonk is a younger person that you admit is better than you in most ways.

"Look at this tiddlywonk kicking my ass!"

Tiddlywonk by Dragoninja November 3, 2013

Fiddlywacker 

A type of word to describe masturbation

Right, just gonna go have a fiddlywacker ill be 30 seconds.

Fiddlywacker by dicklickerandloverofdildos March 17, 2025