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fiddlywonk

Whimsical and goofy substitute word for penis
Can I see your fiddlywonk?
fiddlywonk by spacefall06 May 28, 2024
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Fiddlywank 

to be an ignorant and ugly person
Dude you're such a fiddlywank.

diddlywonker

One whomst'd wonks your diddly.
Macers is Jeff's diddlywonker. She wonks his diddly regularly.

Tiddlywonk 

A Tiddlywonk is a term that originated in Europe, its traditional definition is referring to a small or defunct penis. In more modern times it is referred to a young boy who is discovering his sexual desires, or more specifically his ability to masturbate.
"Caught John Doe in the bathroom the other day, think he mighta' been Tiddlywonkin"
Tiddlywonk by English Professor. March 18, 2014

fiddlemonkey 

When someone screws something up, they can be labeled as a fiddlemonkey.
-Hey, I'm sorry I didn't come to the game.
-Damn right you are, you bad ass fiddlemonkey!
fiddlemonkey by Flavameister January 24, 2008

Tiddlywonk 

A tiddlywonk is a younger person that you admit is better than you in most ways.
Tiddlywonk by Dragoninja November 3, 2013

Fiddlywacker 

A type of word to describe masturbation
Right, just gonna go have a fiddlywacker ill be 30 seconds.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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