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Fiblocker 

Between the fumes and the cold, I don't understand how one can work in a fiblocker.
Fiblocker by bajaskier May 1, 2008
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Cock flocker 

One who flocks towards cocks; one naturally drawn in by the male member.

A whore.
Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.

Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.
Cock flocker by Highlanduhr December 1, 2009

locker-flocker 

People who stand in front of your locker while talking/texting/kissing/sitting/etc. These people are extremely impolite, and have no inclination of moving and give you access to your belongings.
Dude, did you get the chem book? No man! I couldn't get past the locker-flockers to get it!

Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
locker-flocker by fuegoagua April 8, 2010
I’m an LA Flocker ho
flocker by hokluafukdyahoe April 17, 2020

mother flocker

1. anyone who would sexually assault the orifice from whence they came in act of dominance, revenge or random whimsical need in a serial manner.

2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.
1. Stanley was a mad mother flocker as he hessed and posed and vented his perverse need to thrust into and seriously hump the life out of his mother.

2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.
mother flocker by Diogio Rome January 3, 2008

waka-flockery 

anything completely idiotic, stupid, or moronic that people attempt to pass off as knowledgeable and/or intellectual.
that new budget plan the republicans came up with is complete WAKA-FLOCKERY
waka-flockery by jbizthamc May 12, 2011

Flockertalk 

A little known slang term for the area between ones genitals and booty hole. Otherwise known as a gooch, taint, or perineum.
I've got a solid sheen of sweat covering my flockertalk.

I'm gonna kick that dude right in his flockertalk.
Flockertalk by Flockertalk October 21, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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