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Cock flocker
Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.
Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.
Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.
Cock flocker by Highlanduhr December 1, 2009
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locker-flocker
People who stand in front of your locker while talking/texting/kissing/sitting/etc. These people are extremely impolite, and have no inclination of moving and give you access to your belongings.
Dude, did you get the chem book? No man! I couldn't get past the locker-flockers to get it!
Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
locker-flocker by fuegoagua April 8, 2010
flocker
flocker by hokluafukdyahoe April 17, 2020
mother flocker
1. anyone who would sexually assault the orifice from whence they came in act of dominance, revenge or random whimsical need in a serial manner.
2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.
2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.
1. Stanley was a mad mother flocker as he hessed and posed and vented his perverse need to thrust into and seriously hump the life out of his mother.
2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.
2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.
mother flocker by Diogio Rome January 3, 2008
waka-flockery
anything completely idiotic, stupid, or moronic that people attempt to pass off as knowledgeable and/or intellectual.
waka-flockery by jbizthamc May 12, 2011
Flockertalk
A little known slang term for the area between ones genitals and booty hole. Otherwise known as a gooch, taint, or perineum.
I've got a solid sheen of sweat covering my flockertalk.
I'm gonna kick that dude right in his flockertalk.
I'm gonna kick that dude right in his flockertalk.
Flockertalk by Flockertalk October 21, 2019
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