bajaskier's definitions

fishtab

Fuckin' Illinois Shit Head Towing a Boat - Refers to rude, clueless Illinois resident(s) (usually Chicago suburbanites) who not only have no clue as to courteous driving, but further exemplify it while towing a massive boat. In most cases, FIBs love to drop their 32' cruisers in 60 acre lakes and wonder why they are getting the bird from fisherman.

"Hey Fishtab.. this is a fishing lake you glub..glub...glub".

by Bajaskier July 6, 2007

fiblight

Tacky electric string lights attached to the canopy or awning of a camping trailer. Descendant of the "tiki" light, they usually assume oddball shapes i.e. chili peppers, fish, beer bottles, etc. Received the moniker due to the large number of FIBS using them, but now are common at most campsites.

Check out those fiblights! I think they're Bears helmets.

by bajaskier December 27, 2007

Fiblet

A youngster from Illinois.

Quick! Call Child Custody before that Fiblet grows to a full-fledged FIB!

by bajaskier May 1, 2008

Fiblocker

Illinois toll booth.

Between the fumes and the cold, I don't understand how one can work in a fiblocker.

by bajaskier May 1, 2008

Illannoy

1) The innate ability of Illinois residents with a "better than thou" attitude to upset other Midwesterners; especially those from Wisconsin, Michigan and Minnesota.

2) A state of mind of Wisconsin residents exacerbated when Illinois residents consider Wisconsin "Illinois' State Park".

"That FIB continues to Illannoy me". Aren't those FISTABS Illannoying?"

by Bajaskier July 6, 2007

FISH

F - ucking
I - llinois
S - hit
H - ead

Are all FIBS FISH, or are all FISH FIBS?

by bajaskier May 1, 2008

mauer

In the game of Sheephead (Sheepshead), to not "pick" when you have a winning hand.

You would have won if you hadn't mauered.

by bajaskier March 11, 2008