flexysexy is the rare ability that some fortunate human males possess. these people are physically able to suck their own penises. it is rumoured that no female, nor any vacuum cleaner can quite suffice the ultimate power of a blowjob, but when one is giving the good succ to themselves it is at its best. the sheer pleasure can cause an innocent mind to shatter into the subatomic realm, whilst the face of their now dead body is covered in explosive amounts of jizz. if you have this blessed yet cursed ability i pray to you, do not let in to your dirty temptations. do not tell ANYONE about this. there are many cases of the fbi finding people who can commit flexysexy, ending in their disappearance.

“hey bro, i think i know how to flexysexy.”
“oh yeh? prove it!”
*FBI OPEN UP*

flexysexy by c_u_t_t_l_e_r_y October 15, 2018

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Fhelyn

Is an intellectual person who love Taylor Swift and cats

What's your name? Oh you're the "Fhelyn"

Fhelyn by Wordsworth13 December 1, 2021

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