flexysexy

flexysexy is the rare ability that some fortunate human males possess. these people are physically able to suck their own penises. it is rumoured that no female, nor any vacuum cleaner can quite suffice the ultimate power of a blowjob, but when one is giving the good succ to themselves it is at its best. the sheer pleasure can cause an innocent mind to shatter into the subatomic realm, whilst the face of their now dead body is covered in explosive amounts of jizz. if you have this blessed yet cursed ability i pray to you, do not let in to your dirty temptations. do not tell ANYONE about this. there are many cases of the fbi finding people who can commit flexysexy, ending in their disappearance.

“hey bro, i think i know how to flexysexy.”
“oh yeh? prove it!”
*FBI OPEN UP*

by c_u_t_t_l_e_r_y October 15, 2018

flexysexy

flexysexy is the rare ability that some fortunate humans possess. these people are physically able to suck their own penises. it is rumoured that no person, nor any vacuum cleaner can quite suffice the ultimate power of a blowjob, but when one is giving the good succ to themselves it is at its best. the sheer pleasure can cause an innocent mind to shatter into the subatomic realm, whilst the face of their now dead body is covered in explosive amounts of jizz. if you have this blessed yet cursed ability i pray to you, do not let in to your dirty temptations. do not tell ANYONE about this. there are many cases of the fbi finding people who can commit flexysexy, ending in their disappearance.

“hey bro, i think i know how to flexysexy.”
“oh yeh? prove it!”
*FBI OPEN UP*

by c_u_t_t_l_e_r_y May 31, 2020

Flexisexual

A sexuality in which one's sexual attraction changes over time, sometimes on a day to day basis, sometimes over the course of a month, depends on the person for the exact time. In labeling, one might just say they are flexisexual, or put another label for their main or most common attraction, or even put a label for the range their attraction goes through

"I thought she was hetero" "she was yesterday, now she is a lesbian, bet you anything she'll be all over guys again tomorrow, she is flexisexual, her attraction changes over time"

by RoseloverVi December 5, 2018

flexosexual

Someone (usually bisexual, but can be other than such) whose attractions vary.

Today she likes girls, yesterday she liked guys, and who knows how she'll feel tomorrow; she's fairly flexosexual.

by rainbowrolemodel July 6, 2005

flexisexual

A person of flexible sexual orientation. Whereas they flirt with and try to attract both sexes, yet refuses to identify as bisexual. This person will constantly alter which gender they are more attracted to. Often they will appear to be very androgynous, and hang out with the scene crowd.

"Dude, Is David kissing a guy? I thought he was straight."

"Nah, he's flexisexual. Give him an hour, he'll be hitting up some girl, and in 4 he'll be 'sleeping' with the guy."

by Pilanus September 20, 2009

flexisexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the both sexes but only commits to exclusive relationships with the opposite sex.

I saw Amanda making out with Kristyn last night at the party. I didn't know she was bisexual. Nah man, she's flexisexual. She's talkin to that guy Johnny.

by atay1037 March 16, 2011

flexisexual

Straight, heterosexual person who flirts with gay homosexual people. Usually seen at clubs, part of the hipster scene.

"Psh, Karl's so flirting with that straight guy over there, he's gonna get fucked up."

"No way sweetie, he's so flexisexual that Karl might actually get some action."

by Glenn Baker March 23, 2008