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A super awsome guy, who enjoys wearing a Fez on a daily basis. He mocks others because of their lack of Fez.
Wow that guy always has a Fez on, he must be a FezZzeR!
FezZzeR by Gomlkid October 12, 2011
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A filthy bastard that doesn't wash and wears dirty clothes (can be shortened to Fez).
"what the fuck is that smell, is that you, you dirty fezzer"

"Err haven't you showered today you Fezzing basterd"
Fezzer by DaveTT October 15, 2012
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A man who sucks cum out of another man's anus after ejaculating the cum in there, he then spits the cum into the man's mouth and they may or may not make out afterwards. Similar to feltching. Feltch fezzle
Peter: "John is such a good fezzler, he sucked every last drop of his cum out of my ass and spit it all in my mouth!"
Dave: "Sounds intense! Can I borrow him this weekend? "
Peter: "Sure, let me know how everything comes out. "
Fezzler by JustinCase88 December 29, 2015
Farting in your car & it smells so bad it’s still there when you get back in 20 mins later.
Pop into the pub for a quick 🍺

Friend getting a lift home: “Ferk! Your car stinks”

Steve: “Sorry mate, I must have done a fezzer was hoping it had cleared”
Fezzer by Smart Town July 13, 2021
A stupid bald idjit! who talks as if he just swallowed manjuice!or has just been taken up the anus!
Isnt that teacher a Fezzer!
Fezzer by s.h.long December 17, 2003

Fezzerick 

Being a weird or feral creature, doing silly things
The child is being a "fezzerick" , running around the house naked and screaming like a banchee
Fezzerick by PirateFrogJak October 4, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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