FezZzeR

A super awsome guy, who enjoys wearing a Fez on a daily basis. He mocks others because of their lack of Fez.

Wow that guy always has a Fez on, he must be a FezZzeR!

by Gomlkid October 12, 2011

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Fezzer

A filthy bastard that doesn't wash and wears dirty clothes (can be shortened to Fez).

"what the fuck is that smell, is that you, you dirty fezzer"

"Err haven't you showered today you Fezzing basterd"

by DaveTT October 15, 2012

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A man who sucks cum out of another man's anus after ejaculating the cum in there, he then spits the cum into the man's mouth and they may or may not make out afterwards. Similar to feltching. Feltch fezzle

Peter: "John is such a good fezzler, he sucked every last drop of his cum out of my ass and spit it all in my mouth!"
Dave: "Sounds intense! Can I borrow him this weekend? "
Peter: "Sure, let me know how everything comes out. "

by JustinCase88 December 29, 2015

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Fezzer

Farting in your car & it smells so bad it’s still there when you get back in 20 mins later.

Pop into the pub for a quick 🍺

Friend getting a lift home: “Ferk! Your car stinks”

Steve: “Sorry mate, I must have done a fezzer was hoping it had cleared”

by Smart Town July 13, 2021

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