Fertilize the Fertilizer

The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"

by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016

The Fertilizer

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.

My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

by TheADvent Calendar December 1, 2019

fertilize the garden

Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.

My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.

by Celeritas July 12, 2006

the fertilizer

doing it with a chick in the garden, then at the last moment, pulling out, sticking it in the ground and "fertilizing"

i gave our garden the fertilizer

by the chippster March 7, 2010

Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

fertilize the bush

For a man to ejaculate between the navel and genitalia of another. Usually only used when the partner has not shaved.

Man: Where do you want me to cum?
Partner: fertilize the bush!

by Ebadk fotoallb June 1, 2022

Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.

"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"

by anonymous June 30, 2024