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Ferrando

He's a big boi. He is so popular that he has a million phone calls everyday so that you can't even talk to him. He is liked by everybody despite him not spending at lot of times with friends. Most Ferrandos make a fake and deeper voice. They aren't that good at multiple sports, but are really good at basketball or bowling. They are usually smart and are on their computer all day. They are not smooth with the ladies despite having a nice toothbrush.
Guy 1: Yo Ferrando said hop on Warzone
Guy 2: No way he told that to me too
*Ferrando plays with other people still*
by Joey's Mama April 1, 2021
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Ferrando

Pronounced ( fur-on-dough) commonly confused with the name Fernando.
A large personality that is a great guy to be around.

He likes many sports(typically Basketball and Football). Some hobbies include playing games, talking on the phone, and listening to music.
He is someone who tends to get tons of attention but always manages to make sure to focus on doing his work on time.
Everyone loves Ferrando and it seems like he will always have someone try and talk to him.
Matthew: Bro Ferrando can you help me with my project it's due in a month but I want to get a head start.
Ferrando: Sure thing bro but hol' up I have to answer this phone call it's my Uncle.
by Micheal Chondira April 1, 2021
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Ferrando

An Italian last name (Pronounced Fur-Ran-Dough) that means strong. Most people with the last name Ferrando often are strong, kind, lovable, and gray-haired when older. Mispronounced all the time with Fernando and Ferrando (Pronounced Fur-Ron-Dough)
That Ferrando kid is pretty strong I bet he could beat John Cena
It’s Ferrando, not Fernando!
by TromboneMaster33 August 20, 2020
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Fernando Martinez Batiz

the most badass motherfucker in the world, kickfliping and halo master. protector of Ronnie James Dio.
holy shit! the other day Fernando Martinez Batiz fucked my mother, got a killtacular, and did a kickflip, all at the same time while protecting Dio
by chupateta February 28, 2009
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Filthy Fernando

After you are done taking a wicked awful shit, you omit the wiping step. You proceed to stick your index finger into your ass crack, then finger paint a mexican-like facial hair style onto said victim
"That crazy bitch was into all sorts of crazy shit! She even wanted me to give her a filthy fernando!"
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 1, 2010
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Fernando

A person who doesn't really fall in love and who ever is the girl that makes him fall she must be the most amazing girl ever. One that he'll never want to let go of
by MentadoToez September 10, 2015
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san fernando valley

The San Fernando Valley is one of the most diverse areas in the world. It is the northern section of Los Angeles, north of the Hollywood Hills. Much of the Valley is within Los Angeles city proper, but some independent cities include San Fernando, Glendale, Burbank, and Calabasas.

For all you motherfuckers who havent been here, STOP DEFINING IT. The Valley is not all rich girls who spend daddy's money. In fact, there is a huge ghetto here, encompassing a lot of the northeastern portion of the area, including the neighborhoods of Arleta, Panorama City, Van Nuys, Pacoima, and parts of North Hollywood.

Hollywood is not in the valley, but "Hollywood" is. Most of the major studios are here, including Warner Brothers, CBS, Disney, NBC, ABC, Universal and much more. In fact the actual district of Hollywood only has Paramount and the award show theatres.

The Valley is also the Porn capital of the world. many porn studios are in the southern aera, in places like studio city and sherman oaks. It is common to see a billboard for a strip club right next to an elementary school as well.

There are more drugs in this area than there are in the CPT or LBC. Fact is, even the rich kids do drugs. It is common to have done pot, ecstasy, cocaine, and heroin by the time they graduate high school.

Scene kids also populate the valley. It is comon to see a 14-year-old girl with three different hair colors and a mass of extentions walking down Ventura Boulevard (a major shopping street) smoking a cigarhette. And no one seems to care.

The area code of the Valley is 818. On myspace, a valley kid is likely to put 818 somewhere on their profile. There is an immence pride for the valley.

Bottom line, the valley is more than you think.
An arrogant person from elsewhere: The San Fernando Valley is nothing but stuck up rich kids spending their daddy's money on drugs while suffering from bullemia.
by KyleKinky November 16, 2007
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