Ferlando

He is a normal guy who stays to himself and opens up to almost no one. Something like a brick wall with no cracks in it . Don’t be fooled just because he’s quite dosent mean he’s never paying attention or stupid. He’s very observant and reactive with his surroundings always alert and has no problem tell u whats on his mind. Trust is everything to him and you break it it’s over unless your an angel good luck getting it back. At the end of the day he nows how to have a good time and party hard like everyone else. With being quiet, fine, and fun he’s wrapped up to be the perfect guy for a certain girl .

Look it’s Ferlando walking with his friends.

Ferlando by 😇😘 June 8, 2018

Fernando Martinez Batiz 

the most badass motherfucker in the world, kickfliping and halo master. protector of Ronnie James Dio.

holy shit! the other day Fernando Martinez Batiz fucked my mother, got a killtacular, and did a kickflip, all at the same time while protecting Dio

Fernando Martinez Batiz by chupateta February 28, 2009

Filthy Fernando 

After you are done taking a wicked awful shit, you omit the wiping step. You proceed to stick your index finger into your ass crack, then finger paint a mexican-like facial hair style onto said victim

"That crazy bitch was into all sorts of crazy shit! She even wanted me to give her a filthy fernando!"

Filthy Fernando by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 1, 2010

ferlanded 

To steal a picture online and represent it as an original and / or personally taken photo.

'He ferlanded that shot of the Trillium Mettle.'

ferlanded by JARIK B. UNDERFOOT December 7, 2015

Ferrando 

He's a big boi. He is so popular that he has a million phone calls everyday so that you can't even talk to him. He is liked by everybody despite him not spending at lot of times with friends. Most Ferrandos make a fake and deeper voice. They aren't that good at multiple sports, but are really good at basketball or bowling. They are usually smart and are on their computer all day. They are not smooth with the ladies despite having a nice toothbrush.

Guy 1: Yo Ferrando said hop on Warzone
Guy 2: No way he told that to me too
*Ferrando plays with other people still*

Ferrando by Joey's Mama April 1, 2021

Fernando

A person who doesn't really fall in love and who ever is the girl that makes him fall she must be the most amazing girl ever. One that he'll never want to let go of

I think I'm fernandoing

Fernando by MentadoToez September 10, 2015

san fernando valley 

The San Fernando Valley is one of the most diverse areas in the world. It is the northern section of Los Angeles, north of the Hollywood Hills. Much of the Valley is within Los Angeles city proper, but some independent cities include San Fernando, Glendale, Burbank, and Calabasas.

For all you motherfuckers who havent been here, STOP DEFINING IT. The Valley is not all rich girls who spend daddy's money. In fact, there is a huge ghetto here, encompassing a lot of the northeastern portion of the area, including the neighborhoods of Arleta, Panorama City, Van Nuys, Pacoima, and parts of North Hollywood.

Hollywood is not in the valley, but "Hollywood" is. Most of the major studios are here, including Warner Brothers, CBS, Disney, NBC, ABC, Universal and much more. In fact the actual district of Hollywood only has Paramount and the award show theatres.

The Valley is also the Porn capital of the world. many porn studios are in the southern aera, in places like studio city and sherman oaks. It is common to see a billboard for a strip club right next to an elementary school as well.

There are more drugs in this area than there are in the CPT or LBC. Fact is, even the rich kids do drugs. It is common to have done pot, ecstasy, cocaine, and heroin by the time they graduate high school.

Scene kids also populate the valley. It is comon to see a 14-year-old girl with three different hair colors and a mass of extentions walking down Ventura Boulevard (a major shopping street) smoking a cigarhette. And no one seems to care.

The area code of the Valley is 818. On myspace, a valley kid is likely to put 818 somewhere on their profile. There is an immence pride for the valley.

Bottom line, the valley is more than you think.

An arrogant person from elsewhere: The San Fernando Valley is nothing but stuck up rich kids spending their daddy's money on drugs while suffering from bullemia.

san fernando valley by KyleKinky November 16, 2007