A largeHulk like beast that roams the woods of New Hampshire preying on bigfoot and little virgins. It is rumored that the dick of the ferg can cure all diseases with its touch.
Man I was hiking the other day and I saw a Fergy across the forest. It was fucking crazy!
Someone who acts a lot like the Duchess of York is being overly fergulous.
A totally and completely legit word that the Scrabbledictionary should accept.
"Don't say a word"
(pause)
"Fergulous"
"Shawn, I said no words"
"Oh I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble and it's not a word, now suddenly it is a word, because it's convenient for you"
The feeling of euphoric happiness or sexual pleasure that occurs when a Craig Ferguson fan sees him do or hears him say something very sexy. This feeling is most often felt by cougars and teenaged girls. Something that is prone to give someone Fergasm is said to be Fergasmic.
"OMG, Craig's monologue last night was so hot!"
"I know, I almost had a Fergasm."
"But that part at the end where he opens his shirt and has his legs up on the desk always gives me Fergasm."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.