fergy

A large Hulk like beast that roams the woods of New Hampshire preying on bigfoot and little virgins. It is rumored that the dick of the ferg can cure all diseases with its touch.

Man I was hiking the other day and I saw a Fergy across the forest. It was fucking crazy!

by jon smitty junior May 05, 2009

fergie

To have anal sex with a woman while holding on to her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps. To put your junk in her trunk.

I fergied her 'til her eyes rolled up.

by Urban Observer December 26, 2008

fergie

One who partakes in singing songs in which they are the main subject; egotistical.

That loser wouldn't stop talking about himself! He is SUCH a fergie.

by J-Don March 27, 2007

Fergie

A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man

Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"

by Canadian_86 May 14, 2008

fergie

A singer and performer that loves to sing about having her "box eaten out"

Dang Fergie likes oral!

by The BAC October 08, 2007

Fergie

The used condoms on the bedroom floor.

You really need to pick up your fergies. You can't walk across the bedroom without having them stick to your feet.

Pick up that fergie on your way to the bathroom, and flush it.

by hillbilly90210 July 20, 2010

Fergie

A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man

Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"

by Canadian_86 May 19, 2008