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Fertility Pouch 

The layer of fatty skin on top of the abs that stretches when a woman becomes pregnant. Women that are too skinny do not have a fertility pouch and as a result have stomachs that stretch awkwardly during a typical nine-month pregnancy. After giving birth the fertility pouch allows the skin to return to its pre-conception state
Thank god for my fertility pouch. After giving birth to Liz, that extra bit of skin really helped my abs stay stretch mark free.

firginity 

Term used to describe whether not a guy has fingered or not. Much like virginity, only with fingering.
guy 1: i lost my firginity last night to jessica :D

guy 2 : nice man!!
firginity by QuantumMuffin December 30, 2009

Fertility Awareness 

A method of birth control that can be used without artificial hormones. It lets women know when they can and cannot get pregnant by utilizing a fertility sign like cervical mucus and/or resting body temperature.
Fertility awareness can help you understand your body and avoid pregnancy naturally. It's not the rhythm method!

fertility 

The state you are in when you are getting ready to fuck
I'm in fertility
fertility by MackSneale February 21, 2017

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.
I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.
Parade of Fertility by Jake October 13, 2004

Friggity Fresh 

Adj: a modification of the word fresh, meaning hip or with it. Friggity Fresh is used to describe a) something that is outdated now, but used to be awesome or b) something that is far beyond normal levels of freshness
1. Dude, that Macho Man Randy Savage Lunch Box is Friggity Fresh

2. John's clothes always smell so great. His wife must use a friggity fresh laundry detergent