Fendle 

To inspire someone/something. This term comes from the song "Alien Lean" by the artist Jerared.

"Yo that speech you did yesterday was so fendling"

"My story was fendled by the works of J. K. Rowling"

"Yo that speech you did yesterday was so fendling"
"My story was fendled by the works of J. K. Rowling"

Fendle by Jerbear300 August 17, 2023

Fender 

A well established golf habit which is to utter a phrase either before or after a player hits a golf shot that will inevitably cause the golf ball struck to not go in the desired location.

Fendering (verb) Saying something to an opponent's golf ball to prevent it from going where it was going to go before the phrase was uttered.

Please do not Fender me by saying nice putt before my golf ball was about to go in the hole.
or

You have been Fendering me all day and I am sick of it.

poor sportsmanship evil act jinx mentally wish a putt to lip out physically change a balls intended path by words

Fender by LOGBSMTA May 31, 2014

FondleFood 

This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:

- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.

Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...

FondleFood by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 4, 2017

findle

finding is a sexual attraction between two people. could be cuddling; kissing, or simply flirting via snapchat. whatever your heart desires is what you findle.

Did you see a ginger and some trump supporter findle the other night? I bet they’re in love!

findle by findlingdragon123 March 19, 2021

Fondleslab

Any portable touch screen device beloved by it's user and incessantly fondled in public.

The mac fanboi drooled as he pawed at his latest fondleslab.

Fondleslab by Chris6502 October 22, 2010

pre-fondler 

One who has no yet fondled; an awkward teenage syndrome which occurs before the boobies have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.

Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.

Matt tries to act suave, but watching him around women....definitely a pre-fondler. Look at him laughing at everything Jessica says!

pre-fondler by dubhead89 April 20, 2010

Fender Booger 

Another word for the ice and snow that build up under the fenders of your car or bike and then fall off in your garage and melt YEECCHH all over everything.

Harvey's Oldsmobile was so encrusted with Fender Boogers that he could not turn a corner.

Fender Booger by CableHills January 27, 2007