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Female body parts 

The thing that will help you get hired and keep you out of trouble in a lot of situations
Most people that work there have female body parts, I think that’s one of the job requirements.

The people with female body parts rarely, if ever, get into trouble.
Female body parts by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023

female bodybuilder 

Easily the sexiest, most erotic kind of female in the universe. A female bodybuilder is a superior kind of woman. She is in touch with her femininity, and she realizes that her inner being is power, not weakness. Because she is so in touch with her inner power, she develops her muscles to an astonishing degree, able to lift incredible masses of weights that most men are unable to touch. She does this in order to break from the cage that society puts women in, to show that she is a powerful individual who no one can restrain.

Many men are unable to admit their attraction to these powerful women, for societal stereotypes indicate that women are supposed to be thin, whiny, and submissive. Female bodybuilders threaten that stereotype to such a degree that most men are threatened by them. Similarly, men are threatened by the fact that these women are far more muscular and far stronger than them, for it makes them feel that they are not living up the their stereotyped gender role of being the 'dominant provider.' Yet nearly all men, at a deep unconscious level, are very attracted to these powerful women, and only the real men are able to admit it to themselves.

Female bodybuilders are more often than not extremely kind, energetic, and resourceful. They spend their time wisely, fit more into a day than most people, and truly grab life by the horns. They are a threat to many, yet they are sexy beyond belief. They are also known to be better than any other kind of woman in bed.
Jim: Dude, the other day I saw a female bodybuilder in the gym. I was so turned on that I couldn't even do my workout!

Ted: Man I'm jealous. I woulda blown my load on the spot!

Female Bodybuilder 

A woman who puts in more time in the gym than your average person. Female bodybuilders are elites, unafraid of stereotypes or mockery which often falls upon women in the gym who do more than just light cardio or yoga. These women push themselves, to the point that they grow impressive muscle mass and tone. They aren’t “masculinized”, rather they are not afraid to push their bodies to grow and strengthen, despite social norms. These woman are bold, unafraid, and independent. Any male who goes the the gym regularly can attest to having seen at least a few of them in their time, and they are an absolute wonder of a partner to have.
Ty had been working out regularly for 4 years now, so when gold’s gym closed down due to a fire, he went over to a powerlifting gym not far from his work. After going there for a few weeks, he noticed a woman who was pushing and pulling some impressive weight. Not only that, but she was packed with muscle. Standing about 5’ 6 and (guessing) about 175 lbs, she was a powerhouse, built like a tank. Through the back of her tank top, he could see her traps and shoulder swell nicely off of her upper back, and her arms he guessed would have to be 16 inches Around. Her abs only occasionally shown through when she would reach up to grab a pull up bar, but they looked hard as stone. Her quads were tree trunks of power, and her calves weren’t massive, but were respectably big and well defined. And above it all, to his surprise, she was still unmistakably a woman. Her long black hair was kept in a pony tail, and her track pants couldn’t hide she had a taught, bulky booty. She was a picture of power, and yet, also beauty. Ty couldn’t remember the last time he saw a female bodybuilder that so brilliantly walked the line between beast and beauty.
Female Bodybuilder by Swirlin64 August 8, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026