Totally great guy: "hi woman #1"
Feemager #1: "Woman?? are you calling me old??"
Totally great guy: "oh.. uhh.. no.. Sorry.. Girl.."
Feemager #1: "I'm not a little kid either! what's you're problem??"

next day

Totally great guy: I looked up Urban Dictionary and now I can say Hi feemager! how are you?"
Feemager #1: "oh you're so witty and brave" *faints*

Feemager by JT Dance-a-lot May 17, 2009

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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