Feemager

(fee-may-jor)
A female teenager, completely distinct from "woman", and "girl"

Totally great guy: "hi woman #1"
Feemager #1: "Woman?? are you calling me old??"
Totally great guy: "oh.. uhh.. no.. Sorry.. Girl.."
Feemager #1: "I'm not a little kid either! what's you're problem??"

next day

Totally great guy: I looked up Urban Dictionary and now I can say Hi feemager! how are you?"
Feemager #1: "oh you're so witty and brave" *faints*

by JT Dance-a-lot May 17, 2009