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Feed and Seed

the act of taking a woman out on a date to a restaurant and then having sex with her, usually without a condom
Yo Kelly! If you are free Wednesday night, I would like to feed and seed you! wine and dine
Feed and Seed by PJ Swaggie Swag October 14, 2013
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Sneed's Feed and Seed 

A convenience store that sells seeds, candy and many other products. Formerly Chuck's.
I went down to Chuck's for a good time but apparently it's Sneed's Feed and Seed now...

Sneed's Feed and Seed 

The joke is that it is Sneed's Feed and Seed which rhymes but the sign says it was 'formerly Chuck's. Therefore, it is funny because if the store used to be Chuck's then it must have been called Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck in order to maintain the rhyme scheme, but hilariously Feeduck and Seeduck arent actual words in the English language which is funny. Wow the Simpsons is such a great show how did the writers get away with this one
Sneed's Feed and Seed formerly Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck
Sneed's Feed and Seed by Based Dept February 19, 2021

Seed and feed 

When you cum in your partner to plant the seed, then urinate in them to release the feed. The nitrogen in the urine will fertilize the seed.
After a hard day of farming I gave the wife a nice seed and feed.
Seed and feed by Shawnboy04 May 1, 2020

seed and feed 

When a guy cums on a girls asshole...sticks his cock in the hole "Halfway" one or two times...then shoves the cock in her mouth.
Billy : Where did you go last night?
Jimmy: "I met this stripper who was willing to do anything, I fucked her she blew me, and I finished her off with a "Seed and Feed"....she loved it...and so did I..."
Billy: "Disgusting"
Jimmy : "I know, but in a good way"
seed and feed by Stains and Smears January 10, 2019
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