Feather Boa

A wrap or shawl consisting of fake feathers glued to a long string. Often comes in bright and flamboyant colors such as bright orange or neon green. Worn mainly by cross-dressers and drag queens. Sometimes seen on drunk people in bars or at parties where such items are distributed as promotional giveaways.

Woman: Hey look! Those Jaegermeister girls are giving away t-shirts, leis, and orange feather boas!

Man: I want a feather boa!

Woman: No way dude, that feather boa is mine - it matches my outfit better than yours!

Feather Boa by Cabin 2584 December 12, 2008

Feather Boa

Once a silly fashion accessory, it is now made sexy by the ever-entrancing Kevin Max.

"Wow, that Kevin Max sure looks hot in a feather boa and eyeliner!"

Feather Boa by Arkansassy December 20, 2008

light as a feather, stiff as a board 

Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.

Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!

light as a feather, stiff as a board by light as a feather stiff board July 9, 2014

MO-featherbean

An endearing term for everyone's favorite Heavyweight Boxer the incomparable "BUTTERBEAN"

Dude did you see MO-featherbean put the fucking meat hammer on that guy?

MO-featherbean by Shizawcker July 2, 2006

Facebook Featherbrained

When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.

Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained

Facebook Featherbrained by DayumDude February 18, 2011

feathersoaring

Cute american woman that is gaggin for cold...:)

feathersoaring by Anonymous August 28, 2003

featherbottom 

A term used to define an obnoxious person. They always have a southern accent and are most likely sleeping with their cousin. If you come across someone like this often times giving them a bud light will make them go away as this is a high class beer to them.

Hey did you meet that guy Caleb at the bar last night?

Yeah he was such a Featherbottom

featherbottom by BigPapiBaller March 19, 2019