Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.
The most interesting one is where he won a straight
line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish
line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.
The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not
try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a
rocket or space helmet.