Anal sodomy commited by a group of friends with an inanimate object such as a poll or cardboard tube. No lubrication is necessary and the victim is known as the falooted and the perpetrators are the falooters. "Faloots" is yelled upon entry of the anal cavity and at least 3 thrust must happen to make an offical faloots.
They yelled "Faloots" as the pentrated the anal cavity.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.