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Faisel Jaffer 

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.
I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person
Faisel Jaffer by Shin Ta November 10, 2008
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sexy faise 

promotion to being a hoe
girl, you my sexy faise now
sexy faise by crackapopcan February 5, 2009

Faisel Jaffer 

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".
Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!
Faisel Jaffer by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016
The state of inebriation when engineers are sick and tired of doing all of their schoolwork and just go and get really drunk and high.
Will : Yo let's do Mastering Physics
Josh : Nah Man let's just roll a blunt and get faised
faised by EpicXMoo November 28, 2013
A retro term for being sexually involved with Fai.
Wow look at this group of Faisexuals
Faisexual by Curry-senpai June 18, 2019
The person whose name with fayis is a romantic person. Very kind hearted and sensitive. Everyone can feel a positive vibe from him. Such a handsome. He doesn't knw flirting, but he try to flirt
The word fayis means no one can love a person than him. Love like him
Fayis by Forudear December 10, 2020