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An anime girl who uses tables to masturbate as her vagina is so loose.
Hey man, I was watching some Table Eater porn yesterday.
by EpicXMoo May 13, 2011
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The state of inebriation when engineers are sick and tired of doing all of their schoolwork and just go and get really drunk and high.
Will : Yo let's do Mastering Physics
Josh : Nah Man let's just roll a blunt and get faised
by EpicXMoo November 28, 2013
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