Definitions by EpicXMoo

faised 

The state of inebriation when engineers are sick and tired of doing all of their schoolwork and just go and get really drunk and high.

Will : Yo let's do Mastering Physics
Josh : Nah Man let's just roll a blunt and get faised

faised by EpicXMoo November 28, 2013

Table Eater 

An anime girl who uses tables to masturbate as her vagina is so loose.

Hey man, I was watching some Table Eater porn yesterday.

Table Eater by EpicXMoo June 7, 2011