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Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.
Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.
fapped by Noir November 11, 2006
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A moped (which is usually restricted to 50cc) which typically looks stupid due to shoddy design, loud hair dryer sounding engine, flash and in your face colours and is made from 100% plastic, topped off by the driver being a chav or chav-like youth.
*On a minor road*

Fagped: nignggningggingngggning
Passer by: Oh look there's another Fagped!
Fagped by Two Tone Tooney April 6, 2009
Best roblox player that ever lived flawped tha goat unban asap
Yo is that flawped the best roblox player in tha motha fucking world 🤨🤨🤨
Flawped by xianxdxd August 5, 2021

fapped out 

Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit
"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."

"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
fapped out by jake5443 December 31, 2007

fapped down

To get shot numerous times, in multiple different spots of your body until you are either twitching or can no longer breathe.
Man, you see Johnny get fapped down outside the club? Tragic.
fapped down by GOO TOWN March 2, 2022
The past tense of the sounds of masturbation followed by ejaculation.
Dazon Curtis fapped into his Chachi.
Fapped by adriononyonib August 28, 2017