Fauxque

(False Barbeque) Meat advertised as barbeque, but is not prepared using any traditional barbeque techniques.

"Hey, i'm hungry for some barbeque. Let's hit the McD's and grab a McRib."
"Are you crazy! That's not barbeque, that's fauxque!

by Cooper Collier December 12, 2008

Fauxgue

A gay, straight man.

A man who could be described as metrosexual to the extreme. He enjoys looking good, long conversations about feelings, and will drive around with his girlfriend's singing a long to musicals.

Faux- Fake
"gue"- As derived from "Vogue"

Girl #1: "Too bad John Doe is gay, he'd be the perfect man!"
Girl #2: "John isn't gay, he's a Fauxgue. He is the best of both worlds."
Girl #1: "Oh... does he have a girlfriend?"

by Falcon R Ten'ou October 7, 2007

Fauxquidity

A term used to describe the unfounded and ill-informed sense of affluence felt by homeowners during the last Real Estate boom, who then used the equity in their homes or built up credit card debt to purchase cars, vacation homes, plastic surgery, furniture etc., pay for home improvements or just to borrow money to live beyond their means. One of the causes of the current economic crisis.

As in ' He lost his house because he was surviving by relying on his fauxquidity'.

by wordwitch March 29, 2010

fauxquila

Cheap mixto tequila that is more suitable for degreasing bike chains than drinking.

I wouldn't have a shot of that fauxquila for all the limes and salt in Mexico!

by Drinking Consultants October 18, 2008

Fauxquivalence

Doing something poorly while watching someone do the same thing better.

I'm making cheap microwave pizza whilst watching Nick DiGiovanni making a super fancy pizza. I am committing fauxquivalence.

by Sulekr August 2, 2025