Fauxmalone

Faux Malone — an individual exhibiting suspiciously Post Malone-like behavior while decidedly not being Post Malone.

Susan has been acting weird lately, new tattoos, drinking bud light, suddenly charming- she’s such a fauxmalone.

Fauxmalone by Bob Only August 24, 2026

Alpha Fauxmale 

Is the term coined for the types of Lesbians that dress, talk and more importantly act in an Alpha Male'istic way within their peer group.

They are generally the leader of the lesbotrons and make their presence known and felt when in the group, by addressing their peers in a condescending/patronizing way using deep vocal tones and displaying aggressive body language, dressing in butch male attire eg; Flannel shirts, dickies shorts, huge watches, Vans slips on or Nike AF1's, and more often than not have bad tattoos, thusly imitating the bully/badass dude.

Even though these Alpha Fauxmales would probably masculinise most effeminate men and in turn scare the shit out of them these fauxmales are still a worthy observation in hipster packs of lesbians.

"Oh wow, check out how that Alpha Fauxmale commands her lesbotron friends, it's almost like they are scared of her."

"I'm pretty gay myself, but I do believe that alpha fauxmale just man trumped me."

"Wow, that alpha fauxmale puts your mate stephanés' penis to shame!"

Alpha Fauxmale by loltatz May 4, 2010

Fauxmalonitis

Fauxmalonitis — the psychological condition caused by being repeatedly stalked, pursued, or otherwise inundated by suspiciously fake Post-Malone-adjacent entities/ accounts until the afflicted person begins to wonder whether reality itself has become a fan account.

Condition has varying states of severity including: fauxmalonitis fatigue, advanced fauxmalonitis, and fauxmalonitis induced psychosis

All the faux posty accounts got me having fauxmalonitis fatigue doc says if it gets worse I’ll have full blown fauxmalonitis!

Fauxmalonitis by Bob Only August 23, 2026