Fauxga

A fitness trend bastardizing the practice of Yoga that makes participants feel hip & "spiritual". Usually takes place a large, cheesy gym & taught by fauxgis

JJ: Yo! Did you see that girl w/ her Louis Vuitton yoga mat & bag at Starbucks?
KJ: Yeah I think she just went to Fauxga class
JJ: Totally! She was just saying how her new tits make it hard to do the tree pose & truly connect with her inner goddess...!?!

Fauxga by JenniferJ December 7, 2007

Fauxga

The end result of a person who knows next-to-nothing about yoga teaching yoga.

I went to that class, but all the teacher knew was “breathe-in, breathe-out” and nothing else. Total fauxga!

Fauxga by swarthmoredoc June 4, 2023

fauxga

A trendy way to stay in shape, done by the young professional/ soccer mom demographic. Completely devoid of religious and/or spiritual meaning.

Before dropping her kids off at school, Sally goes to a 7 o'clock fauxga class to tone her butt, strenghten her arms, and improve her stamina so that she may have sex later that evening with her aging and disinterested husband.

fauxga by superduperpants January 26, 2007

fauxga pants 

Yoga pants worn by someone who doesn't actually do yoga.

"There goes Brittany in her fauxga pants again."

fauxga pants by Durgenbold October 11, 2014

fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.

After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.

fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008

Fauxman 

(Pronounced 'foe man)

Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'

There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.

Sister: what's up with Katrielle? She seems a bit down.

Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.

Sister: (looks quizzical)

Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.

Fauxman by Belch Queen December 2, 2018

fauxbait 

An attractive woman which looks underaged but actually isn't.

- Oh crap, what did you do man?! She's total jailbait!

- Nah, I know her since kinderschool, she's legal, but a total fauxbait.

fauxbait by SDMS October 13, 2020