When NFL broadcasters get way too excited about the play of an over the hill, overrated "gunslinger", whose career TD-int ratio is about 3 to 2. First and most often displayed in John Madden.

Christ, Monday Night Football is almost unwatchable; every time Number 4 touched the ball Jon Gruden has a Farvegasm.

farvegasm by jinxed-chef October 6, 2009

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cesc fabregas

1) a sexy spaniard

2) amazing footballer

3) captain of arsenal fc

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cesc fabregas by lili123 January 24, 2010

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Fartgasm

The rare incident in which an individual realizes that he/she are about to orgasm and fart at the same time. One feels confused, and can't decide from which end to fire first. The farts released during a fartgasm are usually very loud and time consuming, leaving the individual dazed and confused about what the fuck just happend. To prevent such an incident, it is recommended that you don't consume any beans on those lonely Saturday nights.

Chipper: "Dude your not gonna believe what happend last night"

Winslow: "Stacy gave you a blowjob?"

Chipper: "No man, I had my 3rd fartgasm this week. Can you believe it? I still don't know where all my load went though"

Winslow: "Hmm...that's strange."

Fartgasm by Peach-fuzz September 2, 2009

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Fabregas

The greatest midfielder in the world at the moment in 2008. He is Arsenal's prized possesion and can pick a pass anywhere on the field. Unfortunately C.Ronaldo is being queer and now he is overlooked. P.S C.Ronaldo sucks douche juice

Hey did you see that!
What?
Fabregas has won FIFA player of the year

Fabregas by Terrel Caesar June 24, 2008

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