When NFL broadcasters get way too excited about the play of an over the hill, overrated "gunslinger", whose career TD-int ratio is about 3 to 2. First and most often displayed in John Madden.

Christ, Monday Night Football is almost unwatchable; every time Number 4 touched the ball Jon Gruden has a Farvegasm.

farvegasm by jinxed-chef October 6, 2009

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cesc fabregas

1) a sexy spaniard

2) amazing footballer

3) captain of arsenal fc

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cesc fabregas by lili123 January 24, 2010

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Fartgasm

The rare incident in which an individual realizes that he/she are about to orgasm and fart at the same time. One feels confused, and can't decide from which end to fire first. The farts released during a fartgasm are usually very loud and time consuming, leaving the individual dazed and confused about what the fuck just happend. To prevent such an incident, it is recommended that you don't consume any beans on those lonely Saturday nights.

Chipper: "Dude your not gonna believe what happend last night"

Winslow: "Stacy gave you a blowjob?"

Chipper: "No man, I had my 3rd fartgasm this week. Can you believe it? I still don't know where all my load went though"

Winslow: "Hmm...that's strange."

Fartgasm by Peach-fuzz September 2, 2009

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Fabregas

The greatest midfielder in the world at the moment in 2008. He is Arsenal's prized possesion and can pick a pass anywhere on the field. Unfortunately C.Ronaldo is being queer and now he is overlooked. P.S C.Ronaldo sucks douche juice

Hey did you see that!
What?
Fabregas has won FIFA player of the year

Fabregas by Terrel Caesar June 24, 2008

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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