1 definition by Peach-fuzz
The rare incident in which an individual realizes that he/she are about to orgasm and fart at the same time. One feels confused, and can't decide from which end to fire first. The farts released during a fartgasm are usually very loud and time consuming, leaving the individual dazed and confused about what the fuck just happend. To prevent such an incident, it is recommended that you don't consume any beans on those lonely Saturday nights.
Chipper: "Dude your not gonna believe what happend last night"
Winslow: "Stacy gave you a blowjob?"
Chipper: "No man, I had my 3rd fartgasm this week. Can you believe it? I still don't know where all my load went though"
Winslow: "Hmm...that's strange."
Winslow: "Stacy gave you a blowjob?"
Chipper: "No man, I had my 3rd fartgasm this week. Can you believe it? I still don't know where all my load went though"
Winslow: "Hmm...that's strange."
by Peach-fuzz September 2, 2009