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fag·juice (fag·joose) noun
1. One of the rarest juices in the world, extracted from root of fagitus, found only in several of the worlds dormant volcanoes.

2. Often used as an insult to express anger when a friend does not wish to show you their new butch haircut.
1. Now this, children, is known as root of fagitus. Highly toxic, I suggest you do not consume.

2. Person 1: I will not send you a picture of my haircut, Katrina. It's too butch for my liking. You will have to see it for yourself on Monday.
Person 2: BUT I CAN'T WAIT TILL MONDAY, FAGJUICE.
Fagjuice by ihatethesethings June 5, 2010
Related Words

Fartjuice 

A small amount of gathered moisture excreted from the anus when releasing a hefty fart.
Im so thirsty i could drink fartjuice!

Fartjuice 

made by having a wet fart
oops i have fartjuice now
Fartjuice by HOOMAN! November 27, 2018

fat juice 

The sweat that comes out your flab.
fat juice by Sebasssssssss23 January 5, 2016
The act of being a homosexual, fag, or Zei Kirin, while being an idiot.
You steaming cup of fagjuice.
fagjuice by MC Hammer 2K3 January 21, 2004
A nectar aquired from only the finest establishments, some may say it is “just a regular Fanta” but it is a beautiful bottle of Fanta with Freddy Fazbear’s face on it.
Nate Nate: Dude I just drank your last Fazjuice
Masso: Are you fucking kidding me Nate they don’t make those anymore
Fazjuice by Guck Messiah May 19, 2026