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Father mocker 

The closest you can get to cursing without actually cursing. Derogatory term for almost anything. Doesn't apply to certain breeds of dogs.
Jon: Did you hear Kelly say father mocker in math today? I thought Mr. Keats was going to explode!

Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.

Jon: Yah, he is.
Father mocker by Jeremykl August 29, 2009
Words you can keep

Father Mocker 

My favorite non-swear word that really isn't one
He`s a real "Father Mocker" that Sean Avery
Father Mocker by Thomas O. December 18, 2008

Father Mucker 

Less vulgar and more entertaining term for "Mother Fucker";
instead of Fother Mucker, "Father" is used to confuse the listener.

See also: "Nucking Futs" Same methodology used.
Example:
<Shinosuke> It's "Pronunciation", not "PronOunciation"...
<Shinosuke> You stupid Father Mucker!
* Shinosuke grins and acts all smart and mighty.
Father Mucker by Shinosuke May 12, 2004

futher mucker 

It's a funny way for saying "Mother fucker". Also a way to say mother fucker when it's not appropriate to say it.
"Those futher mucks robbed me!"
futher mucker by Jay June 2, 2004

Fother Mucker

A fother mucker has a serious design defect Never play him for a sucker 'cause he earns respect
He's like a CD in your system that you can't eject
It's the hardstyle DJ that just wrecked your neck
A fother mucker has a serious design defect
Never play him for a sucker 'cause he earns respect
Like the best looking bitches keep your dick erect
I'm a wild fother mucker, motherfucker dig that!

A bad fother mucker is never out of style
He's a never out of lucker that is far too wild
Bitches know him for a clitsucker, no denial
When he crashes at your party it's the cops they dial
'Cause he knows how to roll 'cause you know he's a rocker
The sun blocker always with a key to the locker
Never ever take him for a fool or a sucker
'Cause you will pay the price to a wild fother mucker
Robert Downey Jr. Is a wild Fother Mucker

Fother Mucker

Mother Fucker, used especially when you are drunk, paro etc.
drunk guy: Fut the Shuck up Fother Mucker
Fother Mucker by Bogan Bob June 6, 2004

futher mucker 

another term of the word mother fucker
if you nailed your mother your probably a futher mucker
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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