any female soldier or female contractor deployed to a combat zone that you have sex with due to the fact that you are deployed but would normaly never touch due to the fact that she is nasty but available.

Damm I'm so horny i think I'm gonna break down and fuck the fobgoblin

fobgoblin by reservoirdogg26 May 25, 2009

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Fagoline

An insult which mixes faggot and feline; basically calling someone a gay furry

Marcus: UwU
Edward: stfu you fagoline

Fagoline by vennyweenny October 11, 2023

FatzoLinus

When you decide to eat more healthy but just after two days regret your decision. What unfolds after this is binge watching World of Warcraft hentai and eating Häagen dazs. Chronic masturbation and social anxiety might occur in rare cases.

"Fuck, was going to be healthy after new year but damn, did i FatzoLinus that shit...."

FatzoLinus by Demaestro January 11, 2019

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faggoblin

The same as a cockgoblin but only funnier . . .

John just can stay away from Jack man that dude is such a faggoblin . . .

faggoblin by AgentZero January 3, 2008

fartgobblin

Your current president.

If only that fartgobblin cared as much about Russian Bounties on US soldiers as he does banning Tiktok.

fartgobblin by nuumite July 31, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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