Fat Tarts 

A fat, but flat chested girl who creates the illusion of having tits by pulling the fat from her back, and then stuffing it into a push-up bra.

Monte: Check out her tits!
Rick: Naw man, those are fat tarts.
Monte: Snarf.
Rick: Ruh Roh.

Fat Tarts by ChellChell September 8, 2010

fat person who eats pop tarts 

Exactly what it says nigga

Look at the fat person who eats pop tarts

fat person who eats pop tarts by 81Rralone February 25, 2024

Fat-tart 

somebody that acts gay, retarded, stupid, funny or Just plain fruity. Used to describe a drunk or someone who runs like Forest Gump.

Joe is such a fat-tart He got drunk and ran around the neighborhood rubbing his tummy Yelling "The British are coming The British are coming!"

Fat-tart by Carpe Diem DLA February 18, 2009