Fat Second

a term used to describe not seeing someone for 3 months. As seen in new york state when someone is in possession of 25 g to 2 oz of marijuana, they are sentenced to three months in jail. Typically occuring so often, it feels more like a fat second rather than the three months.

"Yo I haven't seen you in a long time, where have you been?"

"It hasn't been that long. I got caught riding dirty with 2 oz. and got put away for like a fat second."

by hayhayandgraham July 15, 2009

Secondary Fat Basket

The fat/skin roll on a morbidly fat person that hangs over their genitals and sways as they walk.

My god, look at the secondary fat basket on that bastard over there..how the hell does he take a piss?

by Ultimate Step Dad March 13, 2008