Fastskin

Also FSII

Tight swimsuit for rich people that supposedly mimicks sharkskin but it only lasts about 10 meets but stil its worth it becuase it makes you look fast!!

For the guys it comes in:
Brief, Jammer, Legskin, HiNeck Kneeskin, Backstroke HiNeck Bodyskin, HiNeck Bodyskin, and Fullbodyskin

For the ladies it comes in:
Recordbreaker, Recordbreaker Kneeskin, HiNeck Kneeskin, Backstroke HiNeck Bodyskin, HiNeck Bodyskin, Recordbreaker Bodyskin, and Full Bodyskin

Tom: Whoa look at that kid wearing the hi-neck kneeskin.
John: He must be fast and rich.

Fastskin by Zak August 20, 2004

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fartskin

Thin layer of poop molecules enveloping a fart. Sometimes trapped by undergarment fabric and creating "skidmarks", but often escaping to clutter the environment.

"Lee you need to air this place out, the fartskins must be about a foot deep in here!"

fartskin by skintlizerd October 16, 2008