Fastlad 

Someone who is a sexist, self hating gay

Do you hear that guy over there? Hes such a fastlad

Fastlad by Skillfulzombie December 21, 2022

fastlanefuck 

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.

It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.

fastlanefuck by jpg3 July 30, 2011

Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

Fatlad's Food Ratio by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008

fatlad 

a male who possesses all of the following attributes;
a minimum of 4 stones overweight,
cider drinker,
gambling addiction,
in love with ex,
experience of bar work,
a love of meat

original fatlad Sam, original fatlad Gareth, SID Guy, butterbean, fordham

fatlad by Fatlad Jesus February 6, 2007

Fastlane 

Amazing TV show that came on in 2002-2003 on FOX: hot cars, hot guys, hot girls, hot music, hot action...one of the only shows after 21 Jump Street (in the '80s) that made cops look cool.

Then all of a sudden, FOX decided to be a prick and move it to Friday nights and people stopped watching it. Why was this a stupid decision? Because each episode costed $2.6MILLION dollars to shoot in the Warner Bros. Studios - who would put a show with an extremely high cost of production on a Friday night?!

The series ended on a major cliffhanger with Billie being kidnapped and fans like myself were left with no resolution. Fastlane came out on DVD in July 2008 but sales were very low. Why? Because the entire soundtrack was changed due to copyright issues. It no longer had the same feel to it.

As a huge Fastlane fan, I hope that in the future we get a better DVD set, blu-ray collection of Fastlane, a Fastlane movie and a Fastlane SEASON 2.

Person 1: yo did u watch Fastlane yesterday?!

Person 2: yh it was well sik. did you see when van pissed on that dog?

Person 1: init! Van is da man.

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Person 1: I'm so gutted Fastlane finished!

Person 2: I KNOW! We didn't even get to see what happened to Billie! Are they making a season 2?

Person 1: no. FOX are too poor.

Fastlane by takemeback June 1, 2010

WWE Fastlane 

A WWE Live PPV Event that takes place every year, It first debuted back in 2015. Roman Reigns has main evented 2/3 of these events god dammit

Person 1: Did you watch WWE Fastlane Last Night?
Person 2: Do you mean RomanLane? Because he main events every god damn time

WWE Fastlane by ROMANWNISLOL February 26, 2017

Canadian Fastlane 

The narrow patch of dirt between the edge of the highway and the grass in the median. Traveled mostly by drunks and people who got their drivers license from a gumball machine. Thus the reason this area is worn down to the dirt. If you reach the rumble strip with your passenger side tires you are traveling in the Canadian Fastlane.

Dispatch, send me an extra unit to I75 southbound, old Teds driving in the canadian fastlane again

Canadian Fastlane by eville March 7, 2011