Fastegio

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(Fah-Stee-Geo)
A word you use to counter an insult you don't understand.

Jimmy: Mike, you're exiled from this town because you're a retard.
Mike: *Hesitates* Uh...You're a fastegio!

Fastegio by Osx April 12, 2009

Festegio

A word invented by Peter Griffin in Family Guy.
Referring to a to a midget ranga that resembles an unborn fetus

Bethany is a festegio

Festegio by glophknock November 4, 2008

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Fastigio

A thot and annoying person. Who can't ever mind their own business

Leave me alone, you are such a fastigio

Fastigio by chorizon May 8, 2015

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fastesio

A big made-up word that works well in arguments and can be given any meaning you'd like it to have.

Well you're a fastesio! There, ya see that? I can make up big words too!

fastesio by NESMonster February 3, 2004

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fastedious

Having an annoying compulsion toward cleanliness and order — a blend of fastidious and, well, the sense that it's a little much. Describes someone who alphabetizes the spice rack unprompted and re-wipes counters you just wiped.

He got fastedious about the garage over the weekend and now I can’t find anything, because everything’s “organized.”

My roommate is so fastedious she irons the dish towels.

fastedious by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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