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Fassy Kisser
The definition varies; just ask the holy lord and savior of the Capetian Dynasty and Han Dynasty. It’s the ultimate insult that can only be used every half life and destroys people’s career.
Fassy Kisser by FasseyKISSER632 February 6, 2018
Related Words
fassy • fassy hole • fassy 'ole • fassymon • fassasitate • Fassassin • Fassssssssssss • Fassy Boy • fassy clam • fassyclat
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fassyhole
Probably the most offensive term in the Jamaican lexicon, fassy essentially means crusty or infected, with hole meaning vagina. WARNING: Saying this to a Jamaican will result in serious injury and/or death
Si dem gwaan a door? Dem look like fassyhole to I an I. (Trans: See those gentlemen exiting the establishment over there? I do believe they seem to have a striking resemblence to a crusty vagina!)
fassyhole by Dan Durell August 8, 2003
Sassy Fassy
A popular nickname for the actor Michael Fassbender, bestowed because of his effervescent and silly quality during interviews.
"Did you see that new interview with Sassy Fassy?"
"Yeah, that interviewer didn't stand a chance against his charm."
"Yeah, that interviewer didn't stand a chance against his charm."
Sassy Fassy by expletive_deleted September 11, 2011
Fassy
(noun)
1. A deregatory term for someone. Someone who is irritating or has done something to offend you. The term fassy came back into popular jamaican vernacular around 1997 due to a
song with the same name on the Rae Rae riddim.
2. A misunderstood meaning is homosexual. The word was never intended to be used this way, but people who did not know what the word meant originally, created this alternative meaning for it. It is an incorrect definition.
3. (archaic) an old jamaican term meaning an itchy sore
1. A deregatory term for someone. Someone who is irritating or has done something to offend you. The term fassy came back into popular jamaican vernacular around 1997 due to a
song with the same name on the Rae Rae riddim.
2. A misunderstood meaning is homosexual. The word was never intended to be used this way, but people who did not know what the word meant originally, created this alternative meaning for it. It is an incorrect definition.
3. (archaic) an old jamaican term meaning an itchy sore
You and your friends is fassy.
fassymon
Omnipolex is a fassymon.
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