Fashion The Gash 

A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.

Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.

Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.

All it took to find true love was for me to fashion the gash.

Fashion The Gash by Sharksie May 19, 2022

Fashion the gash 

As a component of do-it-yourself gender-affirmation surgery, to fashion the gash is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new chuff.

Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".

Having spent £6,000 on removing a penis, to avoid a difficult conversation and some discreet tucking on her first evening with Stuart, Susie was prepared for the final stage of her transition. After being reminded that Stuart was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to fashion the gash.

Fashion the gash by Sharkey & Bubbles May 13, 2022