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Fascistache 

Pronounced fash-ist-ash...

A "fascistache" is the type of pencil thin mustache worn by dictators and tyrants...
Did you see Barry sporting his fascistache at the United Nations, he's not even trying to hide the fact that he's obsessed with becoming a tyrannical dictator anymore.
Fascistache by Jared L. Ohlinger September 25, 2009

Fascistist 

A discriminator against fascist new world order demonic controlled human minds.
"Oh, so you oppose the tyrannical agenda of the new world order and their plan for depopulation on a global scale, and their long term plan to have humans RFID chipped at birth, as to construct a cashless society where fundamental freedoms are abolished?”

“Yes, I am an enlightened fascistist.”
Fascistist by Gravity is Love May 27, 2010

homegrown fascists 

A term used to describe all of the treasonous Americans responsible for the deadly January 6, 2021 U.S. Capitol insurrection.
Call us homegrown fascists all you want, but we gotta lotta powerful politicians behind us and somebody’s gotta come out and fight to keep America white!

Fascistnating 

Something that is found fascinating, to a fascist.....
That post if so Fascistnating....
Fascistnating by BoboFuerte December 17, 2020

FascistPass™ 

Any COVID/vaccine passport with "proof of vaccination" required by a government and/or promoted by vaccine-fascists to access normal services that people used to be free to visit without restrictions before the COVID hysteria time.
If you don't take your 12th booster before December 1st, your FascistPass™ will be invalid! Then how will you buy food?
FascistPass™ by escapetomars December 9, 2021

Report fascists forever 

Report fascists forever is an instgram page run by Derek Cohen Barnes. He is dedicated to reporting and exposing right wing extremists. He also has autism.
Report fascists forever just exposed lev goodman for being an undercover alt righter!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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