January 20th

Its national student day.

Do whatever you want; swear at your teacher, start a fight, skip class.

The choice is your and make the most of it

I swore at my teacher on January 20th

by Txrl January 8, 2020

January 20th

National sit on the toilet and think of all your mistakes day !

I’m gonna go sit on the toilet and think about all of my sins because it’s January 20th

by Jaybirds23563 January 20, 2020

January 20th

National fake sick day

Jack: Ughh I don’t wanna go to school

Megan: You didn’t here what January 20th is?
Jack: No what is it
Megan: It’s national fake sick day. Everyone’s doing it!!!

by bad bitch from the 314 January 21, 2020

January 20th

If ur born on January 20th ur sweet reliable honest and good looking

For example if sombody says
Hey u look very good today
U say:that’s because I was born on January 20th💕

by Poppy 😘 December 6, 2020

January 20th

Today is the day where you ask someone out and dump them in the same day. So get ready to be asked out and dumped by the same person.

Sorry, today is January 20th.

by ❤️❤️❤️🤪🤪🤪 January 20, 2020

January 20th

Birthday of THE perfect anime boyfriend, Anyone born on January 20th is amazing, hot, incredibly intelligent, and very athletic.

Wow you see name over there, yeah they were born on January 20th according to urban dictionary their hot, amazing, intelligent, and very athletic🤩

by CockSlayer3000 November 22, 2021

January 20th

Cum drowning awareness day, we take this day to highlight the ever increasing amount of cum drowned victims that are found each day. Drowning in cum has been observed to have tons of negative effects on the human body such as death, respiratory problems, and dirty hair.

January 20th is cum drowning awareness day.

by sustenance January 20, 2021