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wow doing me a fascinate 

A meme where usually a dog is confronted by another animal that they've never seen before. They have a meme-y response.
Doggo: "omgosh who r u"
Turtle: "i shell boi"
Doggo: "wow doing me a fascinate"

morbid fascination 

something what you know you don't like and is disgusting/scary but you can't help but watch.
Morbid Fascination:
Giovanna plowman tampon video is gross, and may make you feel sick, but you can't help but watch.
morbid fascination by PC Plod September 21, 2013

fascinating

It’s fascinating to look at these photos and see how critical the roles were that the animals served.
fascinating by ASALBARIO March 6, 2016

Fascinaziburaucraticism 

A form of government that is a combination of Fascism, Naziism, and Bureaucracy. For example Fascinaziburaucraticism would be if you had six cows, the government took all of them, shot one. Milked three, poured one third of the milk down the drain, sold the other two thirds to you, and then shot you. It is mostly a playful joke, because examples of Facism, Naziism, and Bureaucracy are as follows:

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, milks them, and sells the milk to you.

Naziism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
"Wow I am not voting for the Fascinaziburaucraticism party of America, It's all of the bad governments... combined!"

fascinate 

Children have always been fascinated with dinosaurs, especially the tyrannosaurus rex.
fascinate by Loverksa99 October 19, 2015

Bored Fascination 

When you are so bored, anything moving is interesting.
When John was taking a test, he he used the power of bored fascination to entertain himself with a ladybug
Bored Fascination by ninjacow October 18, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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