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meaning martin linder which alaways farts and shits
i am a fartin
fartin by martiun March 21, 2017
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The chillest chillers, that reside in the chalice palice
Woah, I wish i was part of fartin so bad… i just wanna touch feet-RC
fartin by ferda jawndie November 29, 2024

Fartin' on my cake 

to rain on someone's parade, to diss their set. Reference to cakefarts.com. To disrespect someone so much that you walk into their birthday party, and proceed to deficate on their cake.
we got problems or something? why you be coming up here fartin' on my cake nigga?
Fartin' on my cake by rizzy viz December 21, 2009

fartin n sniffin 

When you fart then sniff the air around you to see if it smells bad or not.
E~Ay nigga, You look like you be over there fartin n sniffin.

A~Yeah nigga, Taco farts, i gotta sniff.

Fartin' Barton 

When your roommate comes home from dinner and his farts smell so bad that they clear the room.
My friend came home and Fartin' Bartoned the entire second floor of our house.
Fartin' Barton by 9 Cider May 18, 2010

fartin' around the turd 

Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.

This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.
"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."

"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."

fartin a dick 

One (male or female) who takes it in the ass often and subsequently has a very loose asshole. When they fart, the looseness is very noticeable.
Jerry: Aw man, that fart was fucking loose.

Steve: Whatever Jerry!

Jerry: You were fartin a dick!
fartin a dick by antipop221 November 12, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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