fatocrite 

A disgustingly fat person who (usually while eating a salad) makes a comment about the unhealthiness of something you are eating.

I was trying to enjoy my hamburger but Lena kept talking about all the fat and carbs it contained while shoveling pile after pile of salad in her mouth. That bitch has a lot of nerve- she weighs 425. She's such a fatocrite.

fatocrite by chester B. Arthur April 28, 2009

Favorite Puppy 

Something that is very good or favorable, one might say your favorite. Used as an adjective. Originated from the Chuckle Sandwich podcast in which Ted Nivison told a story about his childhood stuffed animal “favorite puppy.” Can also be used in the context of “least favorite puppy,” which means the opposite.

Person A: It’s my birthday today!
Person B: Dude, that’s favorite puppy. I wish I could say the same, my dog died this week and it was least favorite puppy.

Favorite Puppy by JuliaV618 June 20, 2021

Larry, your favourite cucumber 

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Favorite Puppy 

Favorite Puppy is what psychopaths name their beanie babies or a common phrase used to refer to something good or that you like.

Ted: When I was a kid I had a stuffed animal, yeah.
Charlie: What was his name?
Ted: It was a... I think it was a beanie baby and its name was favorite puppy.
Schlatt: You named your stuffed animal "Favorite Puppy?"
Charlie: Are you a sociopath?
Schlatt: I think you might be stupid.
Charlie/Schlatt: *burst out laughing*

Favorite Puppy by FluffyMage June 20, 2021

favorite puppy 

Used to describe something cool or awesome. Sometimes used to describe a good feeling about an item or topic.

Dude, this pizza is favorite puppy.

favorite puppy by chucklesammy June 20, 2021

Favorite Turd 

Someone you wouldn't tell a lie to, no matter how far-fetched the story may be.

Jason: I hooked up with Miss Kramer, our old teacher from sixth grade!

Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.

Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.

Favorite Turd by matterri September 22, 2016

Favorite crime 

A relationship that had a lot of sacrifices and heartbreak, but made it work just to stay together.

Usually hurtful to only one side of the relationship.

He was my favorite crime last summer.

I did so much for him, I hope I was his favorite crime

Favorite crime - Olivia rodrigo

All the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime

Favorite crime by Jus_churro June 27, 2021