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Fart Smack 

A fart smack is when you sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or foe, squat over their slumbering face (pants optional) and unleash a large, preferably disgusting odored fart. Swiftly after you must wake them up with an authoritative smack to there face. Thus waking them up to a big, startled gasp of ass gas.
Dude, Joey is such a douche bag, lets fart smack his ass tonight!
Fart Smack by TEESHIRTIME January 7, 2011
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Smack-fart

When you dab too fast, fart, and smack yourself in the face simultaneously.
Was that a dab, or just some weird smack-fart?
Smack-fart by CCRRBBFF July 26, 2020

fart sack 

"Don't forget your fart sack!"
fart sack by Helen Robinson January 25, 2006

fart-sack 

the good fart-sack is mine,you can have the world war one vintage bag its bear proof.
fart-sack by dang May 8, 2003

fart-sack 

Man, I'm going to hit the fart-sack. See in in the morning.
fart-sack by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Fart sack 

A slang term describing a bed
I’m so tied, I need to hi the fart sack
Fart sack by Sophdog5 May 9, 2018

Fart Sack 

The bed/couch/etc. where you have been sleeping, lounging, eating, playing video games, watching t.v. etc. for more than a couple of days in a row, without showering or going out. You only get up to use the restroom, get something to eat/drink and then flop back down. This type of situation usually means that there is a definate funk surrounding you that smells something like a fart.
Yo Man, roll outta that fart sack and lets go get some grub!! Shheeeeiit, you been layin up in this fart sack for the past WEEK!!! C'mon, lets roll.
Fart Sack by Booootttyyy-licious February 3, 2010