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puddle fart 

Kind of like farting in the bath and producing the bubbles, but in the shower. Basically if you need a fart in the shower, have your back facing the shower, cup your hand over your ass crack and let water dribble into it. Let the fart rip, enjoy the sensation of a hand contained bubble.
Grandpa - "enjoy the puddle farts while you still can boy, last time i tried it grandma spent the week cleaning up shit from the shower."
puddle fart by Richy Mac January 19, 2008

Puddle fart 

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk
He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨
Puddle fart by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017

Puddle Fart 

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.

Fart Paddle 

The art of pooping in your hand and wacking somebody with the said poop.
I fart paddled her last night, and boy was she happy.
Fart Paddle by IrCoolerthanu November 4, 2006

piddle fart 

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off
Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!
piddle fart by uniTARDo March 23, 2009

Piddle Fart 

Verb where you fart so hard, you piss a little
I laughed so hard i piddle farted
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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