Fart Hammer
Fart Hammer by Bob Madigan January 12, 2004
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Fart Hammer
After you have sex you slap the woman in the face, and as she turns around to look you fart on her face.
Fart Hammer by Dirty Dingus October 18, 2008
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farthammer • fart jammer • fat hammer • fart • fart nuggets • fart cake • Fart pipe • fart attack • fart blossom • fart-sack
fart hammer
fart hammer by ted July 4, 2004
farthammer
farthammer is a new breed of porn star. he concludes each sexual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with.
farthammer by omfghax August 30, 2004
farthammer
to ejaculate all over a girl's face after sex, and then topping it off by triumphantly farting in her face
farthammer by marqis April 15, 2006
Farthammer
Germanic, das fartzenheimer. Refers to an ancient Nordic practice in which warriors, on the eve of battle, would engage in a festival of beer, roasted meat, bowel manipulation, and vigorous anal sex to produce an astounding amount of pent up anal gasses (often combined with farticles) that would be hurled at the enemy during close combat. The Nordic warriors were usually so hung over that the noxious fumes had little effect on them. But, the enemy commonly succumbed to the fetid cloud.
After the party, Elwood woke up with a piercing headache in a strange room with his butt bleeding and ripped one so loud it could only be called a farthammer.
Farthammer by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004
farthammer
Using jet propelled fart and slamming it on someone
Also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive
Also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive
farthammer by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003
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