Fart Funnel

The anal cavity when described by a manly man about gay anal sex

Did he stick it in your fart funnel?

Fart Funnel by Kobiath Bryant May 27, 2016

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fart funnel

A funnel used to fart into peoples mouths, generally any kind of funnel placed into someone's mouth and then farted into, generally it is used on the first person who parties out early.

"Hey dude, jake's passed out." Let's fart funnel him!"

fart funnel by Joey313 June 15, 2006

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Fart funnel

When someone places their lips tightly around another persons stink trumpet and they fart in your mouth and you swallow that fart like It's grandma's apple pie. Then you belch it back up and blow it in someone's face.

Lester: Hey Jim I need you to give me a good Ol' fart funnel, my grandma pissed me off and now she's gonna regret it.

Jim: say no more my friend! Get ready to suck this fart.

Lester: Hit me with it fam...

Fart funnel by turnitloose July 11, 2016

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Fiddlers fart funnel

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube

Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night

Fiddlers fart funnel by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018

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Fartunnelus

When you fart using someone else's anus

Lex: I'm all about fartunnelus. I LOVE feeling other people's flatulence inside of my lonely colon. It fills me up!

Fartunnelus by GamesWithVillainy June 5, 2020

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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