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farmer boy

1. a cute guy, sort of a douchebag but sweet nevertheless. country of course, preferably from a state such as Louisiana, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, Tennessee etc.

2.a nickname for definition 1, when you talk to and about too many guys and your friends cant remember their names so they give them descriptive nicknames.
Girl #1: oh god, you wont believe it but Billy Joe texted me the sweeeetest thing last night.

Girl#2:Who?

Girl#1: *sigh* I TOLD you about him the other dayy. You know....hes the guy, tall blonde, blue eyes, kind of country, moved from Texas...southern accent...? ring a bell?

Girl #2: Ohh yeahhh, farmer boy.
farmer boy by farmerboylovah May 21, 2009
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farmer boy

An amazing individual who wears a farmer jacket.
Has long hair just above his eyes.
Smokes cigarettes.
Is lovely.
Look! Is that Kevin the farmer boy smoking on the corner I see?

Farmer Boy Song 

A song going by the time of Barbie Girl

Lyrics:
“I’m a farmer a boy

In a farmer world
I eat cheese

And sum cabbage

You can smell my feet
Put me in your cleat
I go squish squash
In your quish quash..”
Did you hear the Farmer Boy Song yet? Its sooooo goood”
“Quishquash is life my nigga
Farmer Boy Song by Spicycactusman January 4, 2019

farmers market boy

A term used to describe a boy who has a "fresh" or "clean" kind of look that you just can't help but point to and call them attractive!
"Dam, he's a total farmers market boy. Crud nuggets I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING TO HIM"

farmerbob 

A sissy whom will not stand up for himself
He got tomato in his eye and did nothing what a farmerbob
farmerbob by sicone January 10, 2005

Farmerboypuppy

He's a clown, and can turn into anything
Markus: Hey You got your photos printed?
Farmerboypuppy: Bogo's Binted?
Markus: What?
Farmerboypuppy: *turns into snowman*

Farmerboypuppy

Funny boi, and can turn into things
Boi: Hey just wondering if you got your photo's printed
Farmerboypuppy: Bogo's Binted?
Boi: What?
Farmerboypuppy: *turns into stone*