Farmer’s Fart
I thought it smelled because of a nearby farm but I soon realized that one of the guys just let out farmer’s farts!
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Farter's Remorse
Farter's Remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after a fart.
The most frequent causes of Farter's Remorse are:
a) Great expectations but small flatulations
b) On a date, but the fart can't wait
c) You fear interruption, but have an eruption
d) It smells so bad that your cat dies
e) Shart
Farter's Remorse is typically only temporary, but if left untreated, can lead to other, more serious mental conditions such as Paranoia, Depression, and Schizophrenia.
Typical treatment consists of telling a friend and laughing about it.
The most frequent causes of Farter's Remorse are:
a) Great expectations but small flatulations
b) On a date, but the fart can't wait
c) You fear interruption, but have an eruption
d) It smells so bad that your cat dies
e) Shart
Farter's Remorse is typically only temporary, but if left untreated, can lead to other, more serious mental conditions such as Paranoia, Depression, and Schizophrenia.
Typical treatment consists of telling a friend and laughing about it.
Stephen- "Today I had the worst smelling fart of my life and this lady pushed her baby stroller right through it."
Philip- "Farter's Remorse?"
Stephen- "Hell no! I laughed my ass off!"
Philip- "Farter's Remorse?"
Stephen- "Hell no! I laughed my ass off!"
Farter's Remorse by Mr. Hainley June 17, 2009
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Elton John's Foosty Farter
A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
Elton John's Foosty Farter by elvi888 August 10, 2024